| June - July 2009 Cover |
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| By Tim Sullivan | |||
| Friday, 29 May 2009 21:16 | |||
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My very soul has a mullet. I came of age in the 1980s in a town called Hillsdale in New Jersey. I bought turquoise zebra-striped spandex to wear with my studded belt and a Japanese lettered tank top to play my freshman year Battle of the Bands. Quiet Riot, Twisted Sister and Poison were all on our setlist. My world was MTV and I honestly believed that if I looked just right and used enough hair gel, the screaming girls in the Bon Jovi videos would scream for me. That mentality launched a thousand bands in 1987. One town over from where I lived, in a village called Wyckoff, another shy, high school guy was learning the same cover songs, watching the same videos and striving for that same untouchable magic which we all felt in the big-haired ’80s. His name was Constantine Maroulis. While Los Angeles was a fertile crescent for the music scene in the ’80s, New Jersey and the New York area was ground zero, launching such icons as Bon Jovi, Skid Row and Mr. Big. When you are an adolescent, you have this sense that the world will always be as it is right at that moment. I truly felt that the music I was tuned into would never, ever wane in popularity. Things change.
“This is the soundtrack to my life,” said Constantine. “It’s a wonderful era in music – especially for an actor that is also a singer. The imagery, the celebration of rock, the over-the-top videos and fashion - everything was such an inspiration to me as a kid. When you grow up with a void and you are into rock ‘n’ roll and you see stuff like that, it’s all you want to do – “I Wanna Rock” – that’s it. When I heard Twisted Sister and I saw that video, it’s all I ever wanted to do. I grew up with Bon Jovi and they were my heroes, especially growing up in New Jersey.” There is finally something on Broadway for guys like me. As the world stands with a slacked-jawed gaze at the spectacular popularity of Rock of Ages – with its glitter-clad portfolio of 1980s hair metal music – guys like me are standing tall and saluting something that to us is a vibrant cultural renaissance. People used to trivialize the music of Whitesnake, Twisted Sister and Poison. Looking at old pictures of myself and the album covers, I understand why. The simple fact was that in the multimedia and marketing that overwhelmed the era, the real merit and stunning beauty of these songs was obscured by the ridiculous outfits, ostentatious stage presentation and overall sophomoric branding by the then-relevant major record labels. Unfortunately, this was our “culture’s” accepted memory of an entire era – that is, until Rock of Ages opened. Now once again … things have changed. The premise for the musical is insultingly simple: a metal bar on the Sunset Strip is closing and with it will come an enormous shift in the musical landscape. There is a thinly veiled boy-meets-girl love story of Drew and Sherrie, which upon closer inspection is a spot-on depiction of anyone who fell in love against the backdrop of that time. Actual music from the period is intertwined into the dialogue and songs are blended in the tradition of Moulin Rouge, Across the Universe or Mamma Mia. But the main difference is that this music has never been given its due until now. Amy Spanger plays the gorgeous Sherrie, a starry-eyed Hollywood hopeful and Drew’s love interest. Her character is, of course, the platform for Steve Perry’s bombastic solo hit “Oh Sherrie” to be weaved into the second act. She is diverted and corrupted by Stacee Jaxx, archetypical lead singer of Arsenal – the faux chart-topping band whose last gig at the bar is the metaphor for the closing of an age. The cast lets you laugh all you want because the writers shrewdly know that cliché always holds its charm – especially when it’s nostalgia served up as hyperbole. I asked Maroulis how close the character of Drew was to the real Constantine circa 1987. “He is about 10 years older, but pretty close – I was a shy kid,” he reflected. “I like to think Drew came from a big family with lots of sisters which is why he is so sweet and vulnerable and accepting of Sherrie’s betrayals. I grew up working in bars and rock clubs in New York, working in bands before the whole Idol experience and like Drew, I am a pretty nice guy at the end of the day.” Everything about this theatrical excursion is unconventional and utterly delightful. Drinks are served in your seat to create the ambience of a traditional rock club. Period costumed hotties in the chorus strike stripper poses, immediately transporting the audience into a Motley Crue video. David Coverdale of Whitesnake, an icon of the age, greets the audience in a voiceover opening as the lights dim and bang! The world outside simply doesn’t exist for the next two-and-a-half hours. It’s hard to find someone who hasn’t had the time of their life at this musical. The phenomenon is well chronicled – people can’t resist singing along with the cast to songs they were told they’d be embarrassed they love. Guys in suits caught in the ticking traps of corporate cubicle hell are suddenly time warped back to their freshman year of high school and are standing up and singing. Fists are pumping in the air. Ties get loosened. Collectively the audience feels young again. Real magic is happening. Magic that guys like me haven’t felt since, well … 1985? Many of the rave reviews the show has received celebrate the theatrical spectacle and backhandedly describe a “guilty pleasure” aura. I think that’s too simplistic and narrow a view. For guys like me it runs a lot deeper … down deep in our soul where the mullet still gets combed.
On opening night I sat a few rows in front of Dee Snyder and JJ French of Twisted Sister. Jim Petrick of Survivor was a few rows in front of me and members of Night Ranger were to my right. These legends all have pieces featured in the show. A few weeks later, I had the privilege of meeting with Tommy Shaw of Styx and Kevin Cronin of REO Speedwagon before the show where I told Tommy I never thought I would see someone hit his stratospheric high notes in the Damn Yankees song “Higher.” He just smiled his trademark Alabama grin and said that the cast does it beautifully. I then sat wide-eyed when after the show they jumped up during the encore to blast into a new single they had written. Why? Because for these musical giants and guys like me, the magic never went anywhere – it’s still as strong as it was 25 years ago. That feeling of being 15 and practicing these songs for the Battle of the Bands returns in full swing and for a moment you are back in touch with that elusive spiritual magic only a laser light and hairspray can conjure. You feel connected. You are understood, if only briefly. Rock of Ages is the most entertaining and creative way imaginable to share that with the world, since it’s very hard to define unless you lived it. But there is something for everyone in this musical. Younger and older generations who never saw a Poison video will still have the time of their lives. When it’s pure and it’s authentic, this catalog of music will always hold its ground and deliver. And as Maroulis and the spectacular cast rip down the roof with Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin!” as the huge show closer, you realize guys like us never did stop believing in the power of the music this decade brought us … and thanks to Rock of Ages, we’ll never have to.
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